The Office (TV Series)
The Secret (2006)
Steve Carell: Michael Scott
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Quotes
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Michael Scott : Jim is a friend of mine. So the only people this crush really concerns is Jim and Pam, and me.
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Michael Scott : Dwight! Hey is it me or does this place smell like up-dog?
Dwight Schrute : What's up-dog?
Michael Scott : Gotcha!
[laughing]
Michael Scott : Oh, God. Crap! Nothin' how ya doing?
Dwight Schrute : Good. How are you doing?
Jim Halpert : [mouthing] So close.
Michael Scott : Damn it.
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Michael Scott : Look. About you and Jim. I... No.
Pam Beesley : No, that's... You don't have to...
Michael Scott : No. I just feel it's my responsibility as your boss/friend...
Pam Beesley : No, it's really, it's okay. I know that Jim had, like, a crush on me when he first started, but that was a long time ago, so...
Michael Scott : It wasn't that long ago. It was on the booze cruise.
Pam Beesley : [Puzzled] Jim had a crush on me on the booze cruise, or he told you about it on the booze cruise?
Michael Scott : Uh-uh. Okay, shut it, Michael. I'm done, that's it. I'm out.
[Pam leaves, now wondering what really happened]
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Michael Scott : [ordering at Hooters] I will have a chicken breast, hold the chicken.