The Red Green Show (TV Series)

Mad About You (1998)

Patrick McKenna: Harold Green

Quotes 

• Harold Green : You have road rage, Uncle Red. You've got a bad temper. There's no need for it. I don't have a bad temper.

  Red Green : No, you don't, Harold, but you're a carrier.

  Harold Green : Well, you need help, Uncle Red. You really need to get some help for that bad temper of yours.

  Red Green : Oh, I know I do, Harold. And I've tried to get help; I really have - - but I can't find one institution that'll take ya!

• Harold Green : You have all the symptoms of a person who has to learn how to manage their anger. I can help you with that.

  Red Green : [angrily]  I don't need to manage my anger, I need people to STOP TICKING ME OFF! Why can't people just SMARTEN UP? Give me some space! How about this: why don't they stay indoors when they see me coming?

  Harold Green : It's not them - it's YOU. You can change if you want to.

  Red Green : You sound like my wife, you know that?