- Brandy Harrington: You big, stupid selfish baby! You're ruining everything.
- Mr. Whiskers: [about Arturo] You won't say that when he comes back with a fork and knife!
- Mr. Whiskers: Don't worry. I'll just be the eyes in the back of you head.
- Brandy Harrington: It's the mouth I'm worried about!
- Brandy Harrington: [to Brandy] You're sweet.
- Arturo: You are, too.
- Mr. Whiskers: [hissing] With what! Soy sauce?
- Arturo: Brandy, try this, my dear. It usually does the trick.
- [hands her a drink]
- Brandy Harrington: Thank you, Arturo. You're so thoughtful.
- Brandy Harrington: [seeing other ocelots] Arturo? Arturo, what's going on?
- Arturo: You see, I was going to bring you home for dinner. But I guess everyone wanted to eat out.
- [laughin maniacally]
- Brandy Harrington: [nervously] Whiskers, any thoughts?
- Mr. Whiskers: Besides "I told you so"?
- Mr. Whiskers: Not helpful!
- Mr. Whiskers: [to the defeated ocelots] If you value your lives, you will put your tail between your legs and go back to that mudhole you call home.
- Brandy Harrington: Whiskers, you kicked hardcore! How did you do that?
- Mr. Whiskers: I have no idea.
- Mr. Whiskers: Can I ask you something?
- Lola Boa: If it's how I pick my nose again, no!
- Mr. Whiskers: Do you guys get a creepy vibe from Arturo?
- Lola Boa: [swooning] I get dreamy vibes,
- Margo: And handsome vibe.
- Meryl: And a break-me-off-a-piece-of-that vibe
- Mr. Whiskers: Fine, right! I get it. So you don't think there is something evil about him?
- Cheryl: Maybe you don't like him because he is taking your friend away from you.
- Lola Boa: It's been known to happen.
- Margo: Whiskers, relax. It's just one date. Besides, you know what the most important thing is.
- Mr. Whiskers: That Brandy have a good time?
- Margo: No, that he's buff!
- [Arturo]
- Meryl: I hear that!
- Cheryl: [excited] Say it, girlfriend
- [as they all laugh]
- Mr. Whiskers: [deeply beat] Females.
- Mr. Whiskers: [running, covered in sap] Brandy, there's something very important I need to tell you about Arturo.
- Brandy Harrington: [annoyed] Whiskers, I don't want to here it. Remember!
- Mr. Whiskers: He said he was going to take you home to his family.
- Brandy Harrington: Hmm, seems a little early for that, but I'll go with the flow.
- Mr. Whiskers: [getting ready to dive from a cliff] He, Brandy! Watch me.
- Arturo: [stepping in] Pardon me, very smelly bunny.
- Lola Boa: That Arturo can carry me around by his teeth anytime.
- Brandy Harrington: Yeah! He's a hotty!
- Mr. Whiskers: [about Arturo] What's that guy got that I don't got?
- Brandy Harrington: Looks.
- Lola Boa: Personality.
- Cheryl: Charisma.
- Meryl: Class.
- Brandy Harrington: Intelligence.
- Lola Boa: Courage.
- Brandy Harrington: Control of bodily functions.
- Arturo: You must be Brandy Harrington of the Florida Harrington's. Oh, I have heard so much about you.
- Brandy Harrington: [trying to be coy] Of course you have... I mean, really?
- Mr. Whiskers: Brandy, I don't like this guy. Something isn't right. I can feel it. Call it my sixth sense.
- [picture of pennies flashes]
- Mr. Whiskers: Sense, not cents.
- Brandy Harrington: Whiskers, he's hot. You're not. Get over it.
- Arturo: So Brandy, care to join me for a stroll tonight?
- Mr. Whiskers: She's busy!
- Brandy Harrington: [kicks Whiskers away] I'd love to.
- Mr. Whiskers: Oh Ed, am I the only one who sees how evil this guy is? I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do!
- Ed: Darn sap.
- Mr. Whiskers: [not getting it] I know, I know. I am a darn sap, but if caring about a friend makes me a sap, than so be it.
- Brandy Harrington: [with them fused together] Whiskers, get off.
- Mr. Whiskers: I can't. I'm attached.
- Brandy Harrington: Off!
- [runs in circle and stops]
- Brandy Harrington: What are you doing back there?
- Mr. Whiskers: I'm stuck!
- Brandy Harrington: I can't believe you. I'm supposed to meet Arturo in an hour!
- Mr. Whiskers: That's what I need to tell you. He plans to eat you... Oh boy, I guess that means he'll eat 'us' now.
- Brandy Harrington: Ugh! I'm not listening to this. Good-bye!
- [walks out with him]
- Brandy Harrington: Sorry I didn't listen to you. You were right. I should've trusted you. That's what being a good friend is all about.
- Mr. Whiskers: Know what else being a good friend is about?
- Brandy Harrington: Taking you to the bathroom again?
- Mr. Whiskers: Bingo!
- Mr. Whiskers: [stuck in the sap] Gee, this stuff is sticky!
- Elephant: [as a skeleton] Tell me about it.