- Lydia Deetz: I could beat this game in my sleep.
- [yawns]
- Lydia Deetz: And if it gets any more boring, that's exactly what I'll be, asleep.
- Scourge: What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis!
- [taxis fall towards Lydia and Beetlejuice]
- Lydia Deetz: [trying to use the weapons on her utility belt Scourge gave her] Oh no, it's an ooze-ie! And my laser just lays there! This isn't a utility belt, it's a *futility* belt!