Danger Mouse (TV Series)
One of Our Stately Homes Is Missing (1985)
David Jason: Danger Mouse, The Narrator
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Quotes
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Penfold : Aah! I've been shot!
[moans exceedingly]
Danger Mouse : Penfold, it was just the announcer slamming the door.
Penfold : Oh. Oh was it? Cor, thank goodness for that!
Danger Mouse : Honestly...
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Penfold : [the Mark 3 exits the secret pillarbox headquarters through the usual opening in the pavement] And one of these days someone will be parked there.
Danger Mouse : Penfold, shush.
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Penfold : Do you, do you know each other?
Danger Mouse : Yeah. Well, Major Melvin used to be my batman.
Mad Major Melvin : Best batman you ever had, eh, DM?
Danger Mouse : No, just the battiest.
[they laugh it up]
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Penfold : Chief?
Danger Mouse : Yes, Penfold?
Penfold : Do you think Hannibal Hogarty will be on our tail?
Mad Major Melvin : Not a chance, Penfold. Too many elephants on his.
[laughs at his own joke]
Danger Mouse : Besides, they're bound to leave him now that he's fallen down a hole.
Penfold : Why is that?
Danger Mouse : Well, because he's just a crushing boar.
Penfold : I knew I shouldn't have asked.
[all three laugh]