- Penfold: Aah! I've been shot!
- [moans exceedingly]
- Danger Mouse: Penfold, it was just the announcer slamming the door.
- Penfold: Oh. Oh was it? Cor, thank goodness for that!
- Danger Mouse: Honestly...
- Penfold: [the Mark 3 exits the secret pillarbox headquarters through the usual opening in the pavement] And one of these days someone will be parked there.
- Danger Mouse: Penfold, shush.
- Penfold: Do you, do you know each other?
- Danger Mouse: Yeah. Well, Major Melvin used to be my batman.
- Mad Major Melvin: Best batman you ever had, eh, DM?
- Danger Mouse: No, just the battiest.
- [they laugh it up]
- Penfold: Chief?
- Danger Mouse: Yes, Penfold?
- Penfold: Do you think Hannibal Hogarty will be on our tail?
- Mad Major Melvin: Not a chance, Penfold. Too many elephants on his.
- [laughs at his own joke]
- Danger Mouse: Besides, they're bound to leave him now that he's fallen down a hole.
- Penfold: Why is that?
- Danger Mouse: Well, because he's just a crushing boar.
- Penfold: I knew I shouldn't have asked.
- [all three laugh]