Danger Mouse (TV Series)
DM on the Orient Express (1986)
David Jason: Danger Mouse, The Narrator
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Quotes
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Danger Mouse : Look, who's at the back of this racket?
Foreman : I'm not at liberty to say, sir.
[turns round, revealing a company name on the back of his jacket]
Foreman : Right, get ready to haul that concrete!
Danger Mouse : [reading the logo on the jacket] Greenback Construction company. Aha, so that's who's at the jack of this bucket. Eh, back of this jacket, racket. I should have known.
Penfold : Well I told you to read the script.
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Baron Silas Greenback : This document gives it's owner the legal right to build anything, anywhere in the whole of Europe.
Danger Mouse : Where did you get that document?
Baron Silas Greenback : It fell off the back of a safe in the Medici Museum.
Danger Mouse : I thought as much. But why a motorway? Why Venice?
Baron Silas Greenback : Not just motorways, not just Venice. But carparks, shopping precincts, roundabouts, fly-overs in every city in Europe!
Danger Mouse : You fiend! You'll ruin them. No one would... well no one would ever want to visit them.
Baron Silas Greenback : Ah, this time you have it.
Stiletto : Si, this time you have it.
Danger Mouse : But why?
Baron Silas Greenback : Because then, you witless one-eyed washout, every tourist in the world will be forced to visit my museum.
Danger Mouse : Your museum?
Baron Silas Greenback : The Greenback museum of Barry Mannilow record sleeves.
Danger Mouse : You fiend. You would bring the world to it's knees.
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Penfold : Chief, isn't the Orient Express that train where people disappear and get, get you know, cor, you know...
Danger Mouse : Penfold, you've been watching too many films about secret agents.
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Isambard Sinclair, narrator : [narrating] And so the Orient Express thunders on. Crossing from... ehm... Eh, the, the brown bit to, to, the, eh, eh, pink bit.
Danger Mouse : Look at that shade of pink,
[takes a deep breath]
Danger Mouse : It's breathtaking. Isn't it exciting, Penfold?
Penfold : [reading Chuckles Weekly] Not half, Chief. Sidney the Spider's at it again, hah!
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Penfold : I'm going to stretch my legs, Chief.
Danger Mouse : Alright, shorty.
[chortles at his little joke]
Penfold : [looks at DM, then slowly closes the door] I do hope he's alright.
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Danger Mouse : [DM and Penfold are tied to the sails of a windmill] Lovely day for a sail.
Penfold : Pardon?
Danger Mouse : Never mind. Just hang on and I'll get us out of this.
Penfold : Hang on? Ooh, do I have a choice?
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Isambard Sinclair, narrator : [narrating] And so ends another rib-tickling, spine-tingling, nail-biting, kneecap-rattling adventure of... of... eh... Oh dear, whatshisname?
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Colonel K : Some department I never heard of coughed up for tickets... for a train... Orient Express.
Danger Mouse : I beg your pardon, Colonel?
Colonel K : Tickets for the Orient Express at your hotel.
Penfold : What's the Orient Express doing at our hotel, Colonel?
Colonel K : I don't know, Penfold. Are you staying at the station?
Danger Mouse : [extremely long-suffering] I don't think I can take much more...