Danger Mouse (TV Series)

Ee-Tea! (1985)

David Jason: Danger Mouse, The Narrator

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Quotes 

• Colonel K : [on viewscreen]  Reports flooding in that every cuppa in the land's gone off.

  Danger Mouse : Good grief!

  Colonel K : Country's grinding to a standstill! Civil service's gone totally uncivil. Plummers standing weeping in the streets, long distance lorry drivers refusing to budge. Country's in chaos, DM, absolute, bally chaos!

• Danger Mouse : [DM spots a flying Teapot]  Good grief! I've heard of flying saucers, but this is ridiculous!

• Danger Mouse : Uh uh, we're in trouble again.

  Penfold : Why, chief?

  Danger Mouse : It's tea time.

  Penfold : Is that bad, chief?

  Danger Mouse : Yes it is, when it's gravity.

• Danger Mouse : [reporting to Colonel K]  We used the frisbee effect.

  Colonel K : [on viewscreen]  Frisbee effect?

  Danger Mouse : Yes, sir. I detached the lid, popped Penfold aboard and chucked it Earthwards and I hopped on.

  Colonel K : I'm not sure that that makes sense, DM.

  Danger Mouse : Well it is a cartoon, sir.