- Isambard Sinclair, narrator: London, teeming city, home of millions, adorned with noble buildings and handsome statues. But... one dank, dismal day disturbingly dirty deeds developed...
- [pause over shots of statues starting to move]
- Isambard Sinclair, narrator: Can doom, disaster and death be deferred? It's going to be a job for... Danger Mouse.
- Danger Mouse: Look Penfold: the French coast.
- Penfold: Why France? Are we going to Paris? It it ehm... Fifi?
- Danger Mouse: [coughs] I told you never to mention that while we're on the air.
- Danger Mouse: Penfold, what's got into you?
- Penfold: Well, you won't let me do jokes, so I thought I'd try drama instead.
- Danger Mouse: Penfold...
- Isambard Sinclair, narrator: And so civilisation is snatched back from the brink of disaster yet again. But is the world safe from savage statues forever? What will happen if Cleopatra gets the needle? Will Peter Pan be frying tonight?