Danger Mouse (TV Series)

The Good, the Bad and the Motionless (1985)

David Jason: Danger Mouse, The Narrator

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Quotes 

• Danger Mouse : There must be some way to beat that villain... Ah! Why didn't I think of it before? The computer that Colonel K's boffins installed in the Mark 3 after the last episode

  [leans towards the camera] 

  Danger Mouse : That I forgot to mention...

• Colonel K : [on viewscreen]  Ah, DM, good show, erm, where's Penfold?

  Danger Mouse : Well, it's Hallowe'en, sir, so he's carving up a swede.

  Colonel K : Good heavens, DM. I didn't even know he could play tennis.

  Danger Mouse : Tennis? What, oh no, not Bjorn Borg, not that kind of Swede, it's the vegetable kind.

• Danger Mouse : [turns to Penfold, who has been frozen in time]  Good grief, Penfold, I can hardly - Oh dear, I'd forgotten, you're in suspended animation. Probably the animators teabreak, hmm.

• Danger Mouse : Good grief! Three blue demons!

  Evil side of Danger Mouse : Yes, you're caught between the devil and the deep blue three.

  Danger Mouse : Good grief, these jokes get worse.