Danger Mouse (TV Series)

The Ultra Secret Secret (1986)

David Jason: Danger Mouse, The Narrator

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• Isambard Sinclair, narrator : [narrating]  Dawn in London and the glad sun spreads it's warm glow over the spires and battlements of Willesden Green's famous self eating sausage and mash factory. Over the tall, tubular tenement that is the headquarters of Danger Mouse, the worlds greatest secret agent, and his dauntless assistant Penfold, who even now is hoping for more new daunt to arrive by the morning post.

• Baron Silas Greenback : [on viewscreen]  Penfold?

  Penfold : Yes?

  Baron Silas Greenback : Sush!

  Penfold : Eh?

  Danger Mouse : I'll ignore you stealing my lines, Greenback. Meanwhile, we agree to pool our resources. But no tricks from you.

  Baron Silas Greenback : Agreed.

• Danger Mouse : Dangermouse Hopper requesting permision to dock, over. Beep!

  Baron Silas Greenback : Greenback to Dangermouse. Permision granted. Over and out. Beep!

  Danger Mouse : Thank you, over and out to you too. Beep!

  Penfold : Why do you keep talking in that funny voice and going 'beep', DM?

  Danger Mouse : Hm? Oh, that's what one does in space, Penfold.

  Penfold : Wish I hadn't asked.

• Danger Mouse : This is your fault, Penfold. Why did you have to play the fool?

  Penfold : Don't blame me, chief, blame the casting director.

• Danger Mouse : [DM has stopped suddenly, causing Penfold to bump into his backside]  Penfold, what do you make of this?

  Penfold : Ow! A bump on the nose, a pair of bent glasses.

• Danger Mouse : [about the impending alien attack force]  What's their E.T.A. Greenback?

  Baron Silas Greenback : [on giant viewscreen]  They'll be here alien the morning.

  [snickers] 

  Danger Mouse : Good grief, that's terrible.

• Danger Mouse : Remember Greenback, I'll be keeping my eye on you, so don't try anything. Not even when it blinks.

• Danger Mouse : This could be goodbye, little friend.

  Penfold : Ooh crikey, ooh carrots, ooh crumbs!