Brandy & Mr. Whiskers (TV Series)

Cyranosaurus Rex (2004)

Kaley Cuoco: Brandy Harrington

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Quotes 

• Brandy Harrington : Oh, freaky bug eyed monkey thingy, I'm so sorry. I was so mean to you and you saved me, and I don't even know your name.

  Freaky Monkey : [jumps up and kisses Brandy]  You can call me Vegas, baby, because I just hit the jackpot!

• Brandy Harrington : I'm a sucker for love.

  Mr. Whiskers : Oh, I know what you mean. I'm a sucker for peanut butter on fish.

  Brandy Harrington : Ugh! You may not get it now, but just wait. Some day it'll happen to you too.

  Mr. Whiskers : Never! I may not be the smartest bunny in the jungle. Or the best looking or smelling or dressed or most school spirited. But even I know there is no such thing as a magic fat baby the makes people fall in love.

• Brandy Harrington : [to Whiskers, about liking Isabel, the Gela monster]  You that 'Isabel' eats guys like you for breakfast, 'literally'!

• Isabel : [sniffing the air by the tree]  That smell!

  Mr. Whiskers : Wh-wh-what smell?

  Isabel : It's comin' from up in this tree!

  [climbing up] 

  Mr. Whiskers : [paniced]  Oh, move along. Nothing to smell here, back to the rabbit. Brandy, look out!

  Isabel : [to Brandy, on the limb]  You! You are what smells so delicious.

  Brandy Harrington : Okay, so I use an herbal shampoo. That's not reason to eat me.

• Brandy Harrington : [after he's tossed into the mud]  Whiskers, are you alright?

• Brandy Harrington : Alright. I guess I really am a sucker for love. What's you plan to get her?

  Mr. Whiskers : I was going to be myself.

  Brandy Harrington : [laughing]  Ha, ha, ha! Right, that's the worst thing you can do. You're not supposed to be your actually self. Your supposed to be your fabulous self.

  Mr. Whiskers : Fine. As long as it doesn't involve a change of underware, I'm in.

  Brandy Harrington : It's time for Coach Brandy to whip you into shape for love.

• Brandy Harrington : Girls love a romantic. Giver her poetry and she's yours forver.

• Brandy Harrington : Girls love a tough guy. Now go out there and get her, hercules!

• Brandy Harrington : [acting tough to Isabel]  Hey tiger! Wanna wrestle?

• Brandy Harrington : [to the monkey, playing the violin]  I'm still not going out with you.

• Brandy Harrington : Reverse psychology. Just act like you don't like her and she'll be all over you.

  Isabel : [answers the knocking]  Hello?

  [sees Whiskers with the mud message] 

  Isabel : Daddy! It's that wierd rabbit again!

  Brandy Harrington : [as the daddy lizard attacks Whiskers]  That may have been a bit too far.

• Mr. Whiskers : [crying]  I give up. She's too good for me. Or maybe I'm too good for her. Or maybe she's too good for me to be too good for her.

  Brandy Harrington : Don't you give up on me. I've worked too hard for this!

  Mr. Whiskers : But I...

  Brandy Harrington : [cutting in]  This isn't about you. Okay, maybe a little. Well, this lizard is challenging everything I know about romance and we are not going to let her win.

  Mr. Whiskers : But It's hopeless. I'm never gonna understand women!

• Brandy Harrington : Next time, I'm gonna hide out and tell you exactly what to say. i saw it once on a tv show and a movie. I think they wrote a book about it too.

  Mr. Whiskers : And it worked everytime?

  Brandy Harrington : No, but that's only because they didn't have me.

• Isabel : Stay away from me it you know what's good for you.

  Brandy Harrington : [in the tree]  Isabel, wait!

  Mr. Whiskers : Isabel, wait!

  Brandy Harrington : I just wanted to say, "I'm sorry".

  Mr. Whiskers : I just wanted to say, I'm sorry!

  Brandy Harrington : I've been acting like a real jerk. You should know it's only because...

  Mr. Whiskers : I've been acting like a real jerk. You should know it's only because...

  Brandy Harrington : ...to me your eyes sparkle like the night time sky.

  Mr. Whiskers : ...to me your eyes sparkle like the night time sky.

  Isabel : What?

  Brandy Harrington : Your beaded skin is a cascading waterfall of precious jewels...

  Mr. Whiskers : [finishing]  All rubies, pearls, and oapals!

  Isabel : [flattered]  You really think so?

  Brandy Harrington : I know I'm a small, ugly, smelling

  Mr. Whiskers : [on the ground]  Never cleans his half of the room. Only brushed his teeth every other-

  [stops and yells up the tree] 

  Mr. Whiskers : She gets it already!

• Brandy Harrington : [stalking though the jungle]  You are not me boyfriend!

  Freaky Monkey : That's not what you said at the tree, Ms. hard-to-get. Cha-ching!