The Ren & Stimpy Show (TV Series)

Sven Hoek (1992)

John Kricfalusi: Ren Höek

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Quotes 

• Ren : You! Both of you! Oh, what I'm gonna do to you. I'm so angry! First, I'm gonna tear your lips out. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. And then I'm gonna gouge your eyes out. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.

  Stimpy : We don't like this, Ren.

  Svën Höek : Yeah, you's scary us.

  Ren : Yeah, you're scared, huh? Next, I'm gonna tear your arms out of the sockets. And you wanna know what else? I'm gonna hit ya, and you're gonna fall, and I'm gonna look down, and I'm gonna laugh. But first, FIRST! I gotta take a whiz, don't you go anywhere, you stay right here, right on this spot, I'll be back.

• Ren : I knew it! Cat dirt everywhere! Oh, well. At least I'm home. Now I can follow my intellectual pursuits.

  [Beat] 

  Ren : My opera records! Covered in bubble gum! Aaagh! My collection of rare, incurable diseases! Violated! Nooo! My dinosaur droppings! Painted like Easter eggs! Aaargh! You eediots!

• Ren : [Opens door]  Cousin Svën! Say something intelligent.

  Svën Höek : [Standing backwards]  Uh, he is Olaf, you are Svën. He is Olaf, you are Svën.

  Ren : Svën, come here, you old yak gelder. I want you to meet Stimpy. He's an idiot.

  Stimpy : Ah...

  Ren : Stimpy, say hello to a superior creature.

  Stimpy : Duh... Hello, stuperior creature.

  Svën Höek : He is Olaf, you are Svën. He is Olaf, you are Svën.

  Ren : Is that not the face of intelligence or what?

  [Notices Svën is facing the wrong way] 

  Ren : Turn around, you sick little monkey!