- Michaelangelo: Hey, dudes! Check out this filer I just found in the sewer! The posh pizza. Special introductory offer. Four pizzas for the price of one! Is that an awsome deal or what?
- Leonardo: What about The Lizard that Swallowed Pittsburgh
- Michaelangelo: Wouldn't you rather watch the turtles that scarfed pizza?
- Leonardo: You've got a point.
- Donatello: Leonard was right. This place is too swanky for us.
- Michaelangelo: No sweat, dudes! Our money's as green as anyone's
- Raphael: Yeah, but so are our faces.
- Michaelangelo: Oh, dude! scope out all cars! how do we get a cross?
- Leonardo: You're supposed to cross when the light is green.
- Michaelangelo: But it's red!
- Leonardo: I know. but let's cross anyway.
- Michaelangelo: Oh, my tummy's growling. I'm hungry!
- Leonardo: Me, too.
- Michaelangelo: Hey, look! There's the building where auntie April works!
- Leonardo: I'll betcha she'll give us some milk and cookies!
- Michaelangelo: Hey, look! Auntie April got her own tv set!
- Leonardo: Goodie! let's watch cartoons!
- Leonardo: Uh-oh. you blowed up the tv!
- Michaelangelo: [stammering] it blew itself up!
- Michaelangelo: [sing-songy] here we go 'round the mulberry bush... wee! Oh, what do you know? The mulberry bush fell down!