Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV Series)

Donatello's Degree (1990)

Barry Gordon: Donatello

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Quotes 

• Donatello : Now remember, from now on your name is Donna Tello.

  Irma Langinstein : Donna Tello... I kinda like that name.

• Donatello : I need your help in picking up my degree at a university.

  Irma Langinstein : Why me?

  Donatello : [shows the envelope from the university]  Because they think I'm a miss instead of a mister. What do you say? Huh? Will you pretend to be me?

  Irma Langinstein : Gee... I don't think so.

  Donatello : But, Irma, you'll love it. It's on a beautiful lake.

  Irma Langinstein : Oh, forget it. I get seasick.

  Donatello : It's surrounded by pine trees and flowers.

  Irma Langinstein : I've also got allergies.

  Donatello : And the campus is crawling with eligible men.

  Irma Langinstein : Oh-ho! What are we waiting for? Let's get going.

• Guard #2 : So, it's you again, the turtle

  Donatello : [Ripping off his waiter disguise]  I'm warning you, I may be green, but I'm also mean.

  Guard #1 : [Throwing a large sack over Donatello]  Now you're bagged and you're also snagged.

• Splinter : Have any of you seen Donatello?

  Leonardo : No, master, not for hours.

  Michelangelo : If I know that dude, he's probably hanging out at the library.

  [at the university, Donatello is clinging to a ledge on the building] 

  Donatello : Actually, Michelangelo's right. I am hanging out at the library.

• Donatello : Hey, and listen to this. I've been invited to the university to receive my degree in person.

  Raphael : [looks at the envelope]  Yeah? Well, I hope you got the right dress for the occasion.

  Donatello : Dress?

  Raphael : It's addressed to "Miss Donna Tello".

  Michelangelo : Whoa, it looks like the prof's expecting a dudette, not a dude, dude.

  Raphael : [chuckles]  And definitely not a turtle.