- Michaelangelo: Aw, great, it's like trying to sailboard in a kiddie pool. Donatello, I hunger for a Cowabunga. Give me more wind, dude, and some awsomely humongous waves!
- Michaelangelo: Boy, I hate to let a dynamite adventure go to waste. Not to mention my new sailboard. There are only two things a dude needs if you're going to windsurf. Wind and surf!
- Michaelangelo: Man, there is nothing like windsurfing. The fresh, sea air filling your lungs, the waves rolling beneath your feet, the fresh breeze blowing through your hair, or in my case scalp. Man, my turtle buds just don't know what they're missing.
- Michaelangelo: Come to think of it, the sewer's starting to look really good. What a harbor hog. Why can't they make those things in mini-subcompant size?
- Michaelangelo: Shrinking oils tankers. whirlpools in the middle of the bay. Oh, when I tell the dudes about this, they'll think I've been scarfing some bad pizza.
- Splinter: Have patience, Michaelangelo. Bigger is not always better. Sometimes it is best for things to remain as they are.