- Krang: We must go to Earth and steal the diamond!
- Shredder: Impossible! Hungerdunger's mansion is more heavily guarded than Fort Knox. The only way to get it would be to win that contest.
- [Krang smiles devilishly]
- Shredder: Stop smiling like that, Krang. I hate it when you smile like that.
- Krang: Shredder, you are going to get me that diamond by becoming a g... g... good guy.
- Shredder: Me? Never! I have my reputation to think of!
- April O'Neil: Hungerdunger has only one interest...
- Irma Langinstein: Aside from making money.
- Leonardo: And that is?
- April O'Neil: City politics. He's run for mayor several times.
- Irma Langinstein: Two years ago, he even tried to buy the city.
- April O'Neil: But he's never been able to win an election.
- Leonardo: That's all very interesting, but it doesn't explain why he's holding this contest.
- Donatello: With a diamond reward that doesn't even exist.
- Michelangelo: Well, thanks, April. It's been confusing.
- Michelangelo: Bebop and Rocksteady as good guys?
- Raphael: This is one of those stories where we wake up at the end and it was all a dream, heh, right?
- Shredder: [about Rocksteady and Bebop] Oh, those morons! I should've handled this hero business myself! But I'd rather eat brussels sprouts for a week than be a do-gooder.