The Simpsons (TV Series)

Saturdays of Thunder (1991)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier

Quotes 

• Marge Simpson : Well, we're going to the beauty parlor. Maybe you should do something with the kids while I'm gone.

  Homer : Oh, sure, great idea - I'd love to!

  [looks down to see Lisa after Marge has shut the front door] 

  Homer : D'oh! Did you hear that?

  Lisa Simpson : Yes.

  Homer : How much?

  Lisa Simpson : Everything.

  Homer : What the quickest, cheapest, easiest way to do something with you?

  Lisa Simpson : Ahhh, take us to the video store?

  Homer : Anything for my little girl.

• Homer : Oh my God, I don't know jack about my boy!

  [sobbing] 

  Homer : I'm a bad father!

  Patty : You're also fat.

  Homer : [sobbing]  I'm also fat!

• Marge Simpson : This is from the National Fatherhood Institute. It evaluates you'r knowledge of your son and rates you as a father.

  Homer : Oh, Marge.

  [annoyed] 

  Marge Simpson : Question one: Name one of your child's friends.

  Homer : Ah, let's see, Bart's friends... ah, well, there's the fat kid with the thing. Ehhh, the little wiener whos always got his hands in his pockets.

  Marge Simpson : They want a name, Homer, not a vague description.