Count Duckula (TV Series)

Transylvanian Homesick Blues (1988)

Jimmy Hibbert: Sviatoslav, Dr. Fexactely, Corn, Onion #1, Garlic, Turnip, French Courtier, French Guard, Carrot

Quotes 

• Dr. Fexactely : [starting the rollercoaster]  Good afternoon, ladies and gentleman, this is you super-captain speaking; welcome to rollercoaster number one for our little trip. Our cruising altitude is a mystery to me, our speed wil be quite fast, and our destination is none of your business!

• Dr. Fexactely : [in the vegetable era]  Oh it's about 4008. If my memory serves me right, an artichoke has just been made President of the United States of America, and two turnips have just landed on Venus.

  Count Duckula : Coo, just think, a turnip on Venus. Well that's a small step for a vegetable, but a giant leap for an Irish stew.

• Dr. Fexactely : Oh please, don't call me "Mister". I'm a doctor.

  Nanny : Ooh, a doctor. Could you look at my feet then? 'Cause they're not all they should be.

  Dr. Fexactely : Oh certainly! Open wide and say, 'Aah'.

  Nanny : Oh no! It's not my throat that hurts, it's my feet!

  Dr. Fexactely : Well in that case, get your feet to say 'Aah'.