SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Nature Pants/Opposite Day (1999)
Rodger Bumpass: Squidward Tentacles
Quotes
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Squidward : Opposite Day. Next time it's gonna be Go Jump Off a Cliff Day.
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Sandy Cheeks : Hey, SpongeBob. Whatcha doing? Are you having a garage sale?
SpongeBob : No. I'm giving up my material possessions to live a more natural life among the jellyfish.
Sandy Cheeks : SpongeBob, Of all the crazy schemes. Why do you want to live with jellyfish? They're cold and mean and none too bright.
SpongeBob : Oh, Sandy. That is exactly the kind of response I expect from someone who lives the sham of a life I once led. I'm going to prove I don't need any of this stuff to be happy. Maybe someday you'll wise up and join me. Goodbye.
[Takes off pants]
SpongeBob : I won't be needing this.
[Runs off naked, buzzing]
Squidward : He took off his pants.
Sandy Cheeks : I'll give him a week.
Squidward : I'll give him eleven minutes.
[They both leave; Patrick stays behind]
Patrick Star : [Crying] Patrick sad!
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Sandy Cheeks : [Placing bets on how long it will take Spongebob to become discouraged by the jellyfish] I give him a week.
Squidward : I give him eleven minutes.