- Herself - Hostess: [after a costume change through editing] It's not easy to change clothes that fast on television thanks to all the new restrictions on sex and violence. Senator Pastore - eat your heart out!
- Lucille Ball: [as the Fairy Godmother, to Little Boy Blue] Are those your real clothes or are you just trying to stay out of the Army?
- Dick Martin: [as Little Boy Blue, about the Fairy Godmother] I hear she's been bugged ever since her twin sister did the stunts in 'Mary Poppins'.
- Herself - Hostess: They lived happily ever after. The dwarfs grew up and became Jim Arness. The Fairy Godmother turned into an aardvark and ate Philadelphia. And as you well know, the giant chicken and the giant rabbit ran off to Athens together and became Spiro and Agnew.