Count Duckula (TV Series)
The Great Ducktective (1990)
Jimmy Hibbert: Von Goosewing, Mrs. Bludgeon, Sviatoslav
Quotes
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Mrs. Bludgeon : [seeing Duckula] That him, then, is it?
Nanny : That's him. Bless him.
Mrs. Bludgeon : Looks to me like he could do with a bit of building up.
Nanny : Well yes, that's what I says, but he's apt pernickety about his food, aren't you, eh? He says it how he's a "veggie-matarian"!
Mrs. Bludgeon : Oh, really?
Nanny : That's right!
Mrs. Bludgeon : [blustery] Well, I never heard of - like - I don't hold with that sort of thing!
Nanny : No. Don't have no trouble getting him to eat his greens, but he won't touchnothin' else!
Igor : More's the pity.
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Hawkeye Soammes : [Von Goosewing has met with two detectives under an alias] So, your great aunt Gretchen has been murdered, you say?
Von Goosewing : That is correct.
[pretends to be distressed]
Von Goosewing : Poor, poor auntie Gretchen.
Hawkeye Soammes : And you have reason to believe it was a certain Count Duckula who committed the foul deed?
Von Goosewing : Of this I am sure! But I must have someone to help me prove it.
Dr. Potson : So naturally you immediately thought of the greatest detective the world has ever known, what?
Hawkeye Soammes : Yes, thank you Potson. Very well, Herr Von Edelweiss, I agree to take on the case.
Von Goosewing : Oh, I am most grateful!
[chuckles quietly]
Von Goosewing : Duckula! Your days are numbered! Soon, you monster, you will be no more!
Dr. Potson : I say, I say, steady, old chap, blood pressure and all that.
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Dimitri : Hey, Sviatoslav, speaking of detectives, what do detectives like for lunch?
Sviatoslav : I don't know, what do detectives like for lunch?
Dimitri : Irish stew.
Sviatoslav : Irish stew? Why is that?
Dimitri : [sounds like "I arrest you"] "Irish stew" in the name of the law? See?
Sviatoslav : No, I don't see.
Dimitri : Irish stew... come inside, I explain.
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Von Goosewing : [having enlisted the help of two detectives to arrest Count Duckula for a crime] This time, Duckula, you fiend, this time I shall not fail! Alright, so a stake through the heart I would have preferred, but it always seems to be going wrong. So... to prison I will get you sent! A prison where you will be no harm to anybody!