Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends (TV Series)

Eddie Monster (2005)

Tom Kenny: Eduardo

Quotes 

• Mac : It's just a Whizby.

  Eduardo : It not just a Whizby! It flying disc of doom that wants to eat me!

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : The Whizby wants to eat you?

  Eduardo : Si, it wants to...

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : The Whizby wants to eat you? The Whizby wanted to be caught by you! And now it's gone forever. So thanks for ruining our fun.

• Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : It's a good thing you live here at Foster's. A scaredy baby like you wouldn't last one second out in the real world.

  Eduardo : Yes I would! I would last mucho segundos! Mucho, mucho segundos!

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Sure you would.

  Eduardo : I would! I would, I would, I would, I would! I'm going to run away, far away! And then you'll see, and everyone will see that I'm no scaredy baby!

  [Eduardo runs away] 

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Well, good luck with that.

• Mac : I think Whizby's a little too intense for you. Maybe we could go inside and eat some potatoes. You like potatoes, right?

  Eduardo : But I could choke.

  Wilt : How about we just sit around and read?

  Eduardo : Paper cut!

  Coco : Co co-co?

  Wilt : Yeah, Eduardo. Can we stand?

  Eduardo : But your feets could get tired.

  [the others walk away] 

  Eduardo : The feets! Beware the tired feets!