Kickin' It Old Skool (2007)
Miguel A. Núñez Jr.: Darnell
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Quotes
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Darnell Jackson : Man, I miss you dog. I miss you. You my nigga.
Justin Schumacher : [Looking horrified] Darnell, that's a bad word.
Darnell Jackson : Bitch, you been sleeping too long. After N.W.A. came out everybody's been saying it.
Justin Schumacher : What was N.W.A.?
Darnell Jackson : Niggaz with Atti...
Justin Schumacher : [Looking more horrified]
Darnell Jackson : Look, don't worry about it. It's my buddy, my friend.
Justin Schumacher : I'm sorry Darnell, I was in a coma.
Darnell Jackson : Yeah, you were.
Justin Schumacher : You're a good nigger. You're the best nigger I ever had.
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Aki : [Darnell's invention of the Jewbix cube, a Jewish version of the Rubik's cube. Aki is reading off the pictures on the cube] A Jewish star, a money sign, a menorah, and a d... Dude you put a dick on the Jewbix cube?
[Hector and Aki laugh]
Darnell Jackson : [mad at Aki and Hector for laughing] It's a circumcised penis. The only other real Jewish thing I could think of.
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Darnell Jackson : Aki, what the hell are you doing? Come on, man. The robot's suppose to be your thing. You look like C-3PO with R2-D2 stuck up his ass.
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Darnell Jackson : Uh, what percentage in chance does my friend, Aki, have of sleeping with you?
Yun : Zero percent.
Darnell Jackson : One more question, please. What if he's a professional break-dancer?
Yun : Two percent.
Aki : Mathematically that's an infinity percent increase.
Justin Schumacher : Yeah! That's my Aki! Homeboy's forever?
Aki : Homeboy's forever.
Darnell Jackson : Homeboy's forever.
Hector : Homeboy's forever.
Darnell Jackson , Aki , Justin Schumacher , Hector : Funky Fresh Boyz!
Yun : If that what you guys are going to call yourselves, it goes back down to one percent.
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Darnell Jackson : They're shooting a TV show, I heard of this. It's like American Idol for dancing.
Justin Schumacher : America what?
Darnell Jackson : Star Search, it's like Star Search for dancing.
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Darnell Jackson : I can't dance like that no more. I'm a grown-ass man!
Darnell Jackson : For a hundred grand? You better bust a move, drop it like its hot. Now, I don't want to see your black ass again until you got a whole lot of money or a whole lot of diapers.
[slams door]
Darnell Jackson : Oh, hell no. You don't close my door like that!
Roxanne Jackson : [opens door] What you say, nigga?
Darnell Jackson : Uh, nothin'. I'm your nigga.
Roxanne Jackson : Now get to steppin'.
[slaps him hard across the face]
Roxanne Jackson : Bitch-slapped.
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Darnell Jackson : [to Jen] You and your boyfriend can take that good bitch, bad bitch routine and and stick it right up your snutzy.
Crazy Homeless Man : Snutzy?
Jennifer : Okay. Terrified to ask what my snutzy is.
Crazy Homeless Man : I'll tell ya.