The Joe Schmo Show (TV Series)

Cruiser (2004)

Ralph Garman: Derek Newcastle 'The Pompous Host'

Quotes 

• Eleanor 'The Weeper' : [to Austin, in recap footage from the previous episode]  You can take your pearl necklace and your half-hearted locket and shove it up your ***.

  Derek Newcastle 'The Pompous Host' : [voiceover]  Did he? Find out now on "Joe Schmo 2."