- [last lines]
- Ingrid Wiese - Jane Schmo: I thought I was on, like, "The Truman Show."
- Rhett Reese: Pull him - can we pull Tim out of there?
- Derek Newcastle 'The Pompous Host': Cammy, why don't we begin with your gift?
- Cammy 'The Moron': Hi.
- [giggles]
- Cammy 'The Moron': Um, well, it's my cell phone. I just decided that if you ever wanna call me, that you can call me whenever you want, so, um, just dial away.
- Austin 'The Bachelor': Wow.
- Ingrid Wiese - Jane Schmo: [in an interview segment] The problem is, she just gave the man her phone, so how is he supposed to call her?