Boston Legal (TV Series)

Ivan the Incorrigible (2006)

William Shatner: Denny Crane

Quotes 

• Denny Crane : Alan, you know, one thing you sometimes forget is, no matter how hard your day, no matter how tough your choices, how complex your ethical decisions, you always get to choose what you have for lunch.

  Alan Shore : Daily, I am amazed at your inexhaustible ability to just live.

  Denny Crane : It's either that or die.

• Denny Crane : Nothing worse than having your heart crushed and your pride stung all on the same day.

  Shirley Schmidt : My God, we have the fastest water cooler in town. I feel like such a fool.

  Denny Crane : Ah, forget it. If anyone knows about being a fool it's Denny Crane.