- [first lines]
- Man: [in recording] In a moment, when I say the number three, you will enter a state of deep relaxation. All the stresses and worries of the day will fall away, and you will feel completely relaxed. As you fall towards a feeling of tremendous well being, deeper and deeper, one... deeper, two... deeper, three
- Milo 'The Baker' Shakespeare: [flips the recording off]
- Bjorn: [squaring off with Milo for a fencing match] I'll make this painless and fair. As Oscar Wilde once said, always play fairly when you're holding the winning cards.
- Bjorn: This has nothing to do with them.
- Bryn: Oh yes it does. He's our baker. If you take him on, you take us all on.
- Milo 'The Baker' Shakespeare: I just want to live a normal life, Bjorn. Doing something I love -
- [looking over to Rhiannon]
- Milo 'The Baker' Shakespeare: possibly with someone a love. Is that too much to ask?
- [last lines]
- Rhys Edwards: I now pronounce - what do you call it? - "Shakespeare's Cake", officially open.
- [cuts the ribbon]
- Milo 'The Baker' Shakespeare, Rhiannon: [crowd cheers as they kiss]