The Ren & Stimpy Show (TV Series)
Stimpy's Big Day/The Big Shot (1991)
John Kricfalusi: Ren Höek, Mr. Horse
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Quotes
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Ren : Look at you, man! You're a full-grown cat still watching cartoons! Why, you're three-years-old! Do you know what that is in human years?
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Ren : [Ren places his pillow on the couch, the pillow deflates slightly and forms a crude effigy of Stimpy] Goodnight Stimpy.
[Screams]
Ren : You're haunting me!
The Pillow : [the pillow comes to life, looks at the camera and says in an ethereal voice] He's talking to pillows kids.
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Ren : Oh, listen to me, man. I'm your friend. Don't you know cartoons will ruin your mind? Look what it's done to your brain!
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[having heard about a contest where the winner appears on "The Muddy Mudskipper Show," Stimpy writes a poem about Gritty Kitty Litter, the show's chief sponsor]
Stimpy : [writing] Gritty Kitty ain't so pretty, but it's really thick / It fits my cat box oh, so snug, it always does the trick / I love to pour it on my toe, and squish, and squish, and squish / It ne'er offends my tender nose like a smelly fish / Its texture is a joy to me, it's just as smooth as silk / It makes my little whiskers twitch...
Ren : [mockingly] It stays crunchy, even in milk.
Stimpy : [gasps excitedly then continues writing] It stays crunchy, even in milk / I may not be the President, I may not be the Pope / But as long as I have Gritty Kitty,
[blinks happily]
Stimpy : I shall never mope.
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Ren : You fat bloated idiot! You worm! You... you stupid!
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Ren : [after finishing writing a poem for the "Muddy Mudskipper Show", Stimpy walks to the mailbox to mail his letter followed by Ren] Where are you going? I tell you these contests are a scam; nobody ever wins them! Don't be a sucker.
Stimpy : [whines] But I wanted to meet Muddy Mudskipper...
Ren : Oh, you idiot! He's just a cartoon character. Not real. Not flesh and blood like WE! I'm telling you, cartoons aren't real. They're... they're, eh... they're... puppets!
Stimpy : [in fright] EEEHH!
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Ren : Go on! Get out of here! Who needs you?