- Alan Shore: Denny Crane!
- Denny Crane: Alan Shore!
- Alan Shore: Leaders of men!
- Denny Crane: With bulleyes on our asses!
- Alan Shore: I have no defense, Denny. I broke the law.
- Denny Crane: So?
- Alan Shore: So, usually in these situations I go with jury nullification. Persuade the jury to focus on the moral, not the legal, but here it makes no difference! What I did was unethical, immoral, illegal...
- Denny Crane: You're being so negative.
- Alan Shore: I need you to close.
- Denny Crane: What do you mean?
- Alan Shore: I'll try the case, but at the end I need somebody else to stand before the jury and say, "Let the man go."
- Denny Crane: And you want me to do that?
- Alan Shore: There was a day when all you had to do was say your name.
- Denny Crane: That's still all I do.
- Alan Shore: Denny, I find in life, and I know you must, that craft doesn't matter so much if one is a big enough star. You've spent your entire life getting away with who and what you are, because you're a star!
- Denny Crane: Big star. I blow solar flares out of my ass.
- Alan Shore: I need your start power here. I need you to stand up before that jury when we're done and tell them, "Let Alan Shore go!"
- Denny Crane: Really?
- Alan Shore: I have a gut feeling it's my best shot.
- Denny Crane: Let him go! Denny Crane. I'll do it.