The Office (TV Series)

Drug Testing (2006)

Jenna Fischer: Pam Beesly

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• Pam Beesley : [deleted scene]  Last night? Let's see.

  Dwight Schrute : Go ahead. Don't lie.

  Pam Beesley : I won't. It's just that last night is really hard for me to remember because I was just a teensy bit high. Should I have not said that?

  Dwight Schrute : No, no, no. It's okay. Go ahead.

  Pam Beesley : I know that I shouldn't have done it. But I was in the parking lot at the Quick and Easy.

  Dwight Schrute : Oh.

  Pam Beesley : And I took a bong hit from my Bong Water with my pimp.

  Dwight Schrute : Oh.

• Pam Beesley : Jim cannot speak until he buys me a Coke. Those are the rules of Jinx and they are unflinchingly rigid.

• Jim Halpert : [deleted scene, growling]  Nice.

  Pam Beesley : Kevin.

  Jim Halpert : Yeah.

  Pam Beesley : Do someone else.

  Jim Halpert : Um,

  [gives Pam a look] 

  Pam Beesley : Angela.

  Jim Halpert : Whoa.

  Pam Beesley : The eyebrow.

  Jim Halpert : Yeah.

• Michael Scott : One thing that you need to remember is that there's no way of knowing who's a user, who's an abuser, because we don't know. It could be anybody. Your instinct is to say it's somebody like Stanley or Oscar...

  Stanley Hudson : Excuse me?

  Michael Scott : No, no! Your instinct. That... Your gut reaction is to say that, but I don't! That's, that's... Those are instincts that have been created by media and hype. And they are wrong. What I am saying is that you just do not know who drug users are. It may be the person you least suspect. It may be somebody hot, like Pam, or it could be somebody matronly, like Phyllis, but just not me.

  Phyllis Lapin : It's not me, either.

  Michael Scott : No? Okay, fine.

  Jan Levinson : [on the phone]  Michael, I'm gonna get going. I really don't think I need to be in this meeting.

  Michael Scott : Okay, well, I really think that...

  [dial tone beeping] 

  Pam Beesley : Has she been on the phone the whole time?

  Michael Scott : Yeah. Sorry you had to hear that. It was a lovers' quarrel.

  Dwight Schrute : Make-up sex. Nice!

  Kevin Malone : Nice.

  Michael Scott : Okay, let's get personal for a second, shall we?

• Pam Beesley : [deleted scene, reading from Michael's flier]  "Drugs: Let's not and say we did." I think Michael was high when he wrote this.

• Pam Beesley : [deleted scene]  Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam. Um, hold, please.

  [to Jim] 

  Pam Beesley : There's a Brenda on the phone for you.

  [to Brenda] 

  Pam Beesley : Just one second, I'll transfer.

  Jim Halpert : [telephone ringing] 

  [shows note to camera "It's OK. She'll call back!"]