The Office (TV Series)

Drug Testing (2006)

Oscar Nuñez: Oscar Martinez

Quotes 

• Dwight Schrute : [thinking Oscar has once been a potential drug mule]  Have you ever pooped a balloon?

  Oscar : Okay, I'm done with this.

  [Oscar exits] 

  Dwight Schrute : [to the camera]  He sure left in a hurry.

• Michael Scott : [deleted scene]  Drugs are everywhere in our society. They are omniscient. If you look at the amount of pot that was smoked in the United States last year, that would reach the moon.

  Oscar : How?

  Michael Scott : Exactly. I know. It's amazing.

  Oscar : No, how could it reach the moon? Like, would you make it into a rope, or...

  Creed : I have some hemp ropes at my house, they're really strong...

  Michael Scott : Shut... Shut it. No. Just... Just focus on the facts. Cocaine. They use cocaine.