The Office (TV Series)

Drug Testing (2006)

Mindy Kaling: Kelly Kapoor

Quotes 

• Kelly Kapoor : And the guys are saying, "Chug! Chug! Chug!" But I'm so small and all I had eaten that day was one of those Auntie Em pretzels from the food court. So I said, "Is it okay if I sip it?" And they said, "No." But Ryan seemed cool either way...

  Dwight Schrute : Stop! This is not "Kelly Kapoor's Story Hour." Illegal drugs were consumed on company property, okay? Your ass is on the line, mister! My ass is on the line! Now, I'm gonna ask you again, what time did you go home last night?

  Kelly Kapoor : 6:00.

• Toby Flenderson : [deleted scene]  You know, sometimes I wish we just didn't have a conference room.

  [Kelly laughs] 

  Toby Flenderson : You know? He couldn't do that.

  Kelly Kapoor : But then we wouldn't have any meetings.

  Toby Flenderson : Yeah.

  Kelly Kapoor : Okay. Bye, Toby.

  Toby Flenderson : Bye.

  Kelly Kapoor : Oh, my God. Oh, my God, oh, my God. Hello? Yes, I am so, so sorry. Yeah, actually, I don't have that information just yet. Uh-huh. Listen, do you mind if I put you on a brief hold? Okay.

• Kelly Kapoor : [deleted scene]  Oh, sure, I can definitely help you with that. Okay? Please hold.

  Dwight Schrute : Kelly Kapoor. Say your prayers. Let's go. Conference room, pronto. Come on, step it up.