The Office (TV Series)

Conflict Resolution (2006)

Scott Adsit: The Photographer

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• Jim Halpert : Hey, you know what, Dwight? Maybe we should get our photo ID taken together.

  Dwight Schrute : That doesn't make any sense.

  Jim Halpert : Well, it saves time, you know. 'Cause we could just meet in the parking lot every morning, walk in together. Perfect.

  The Photographer : Smile.

  Dwight Schrute : No.

  [He stares right at camera as photographer takes the picture. To film crew] 

  Dwight Schrute : I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.

  Jim Halpert : This came out really well. There you go.

  Dwight Schrute : This is humongous. I am not a security threat. And my middle name is Kurt, not Fart.

  Jim Halpert : What did I write?

  [Dwight walks away while Jim smiles at camera]