"The Office" Conflict Resolution (TV Episode 2006) Poster

(TV Series)

(2006)

John Krasinski: Jim Halpert

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Creed Bratton, Steve Carell, Jenna Fischer, Kate Flannery, Paul Lieberstein, Phyllis Smith, Rainn Wilson, John Krasinski, B.J. Novak, Oscar Nuñez, Mindy Kaling, Angela Kinsey, Leslie David Baker, and Brian Baumgartner in The Office (2005) Jenna Fischer, Phyllis Smith, Rainn Wilson, John Krasinski, B.J. Novak, Angela Kinsey, Leslie David Baker, and Brian Baumgartner in The Office (2005) Creed Bratton, Steve Carell, Jenna Fischer, Kate Flannery, Paul Lieberstein, Phyllis Smith, Rainn Wilson, John Krasinski, B.J. Novak, Oscar Nuñez, Mindy Kaling, Angela Kinsey, Leslie David Baker, and Brian Baumgartner in The Office (2005)

Quotes 

  • Jim Halpert : Hey, you know what, Dwight? Maybe we should get our photo ID taken together.

    Dwight Schrute : That doesn't make any sense.

    Jim Halpert : Well, it saves time, you know. 'Cause we could just meet in the parking lot every morning, walk in together. Perfect.

    The Photographer : Smile.

    Dwight Schrute : No.

    [He stares right at camera as photographer takes the picture. To film crew] 

    Dwight Schrute : I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.

    Jim Halpert : This came out really well. There you go.

    Dwight Schrute : This is humongous. I am not a security threat. And my middle name is Kurt, not Fart.

    Jim Halpert : What did I write?

    [Dwight walks away while Jim smiles at camera] 

  • Michael Scott : [Reading past complaints that Dwight had made about Jim]  "Every time I typed my name, it said diapers."

    Jim Halpert : [to film crew]  Just a simple macro.

  • Michael Scott : [reading Dwight's complaint]  "Everyone has called me Dwayne all day. I think Jim Halpert paid them to."

    Jim Halpert : [to film crew]  Yes, five bucks each, and it was totally worth it.

  • Michael Scott : [reading Dwight's complaint]  "By the end of the day, my desk was about two feet closer to the copier."

    Jim Halpert : [to film crew]  Yeah, I just moved it an inch every time he went to the bathroom. And that's how I spent my entire day that day.

  • Michael Scott : [reading Dwight's complaint]  "This morning I knocked myself in the head with the phone."

    Jim Halpert : [to film crew]  That actually took a while. I had to put more and more nickels into his handset till he got used to the weight. And then I just took 'em all out.

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