The Red Green Show (TV Series)

He Man Contest (1991)

Steve Smith: Red Green

Quotes 

• Red Green : We had a He man contest up here at the lodge with first prize being a truss.

• Red Green : If it would help, Jack, I could like lend you like twenty bucks or something.

  Jack the Caveman : I'm sorry, Red, but I no longer recognize your currency. It's meaningless paper, a useless symbol of a civilization gone awry.

  Red Green : Oh, well, I have some McDonald's coupons. What about those?

  Jack the Caveman : Sure.