- Melanie Dickson: Who can tell me something different about Kylie?
- Natella: She has ginger hair.
- Melanie Dickson: Very good, Natella. She's a redhead. Some people would call that different. Keisha?
- Keisha Marie: She stinks.
- Melanie Dickson: Yes, she stinks. Stinking is different; most people would bathe. Latrina?
- Latrina: Her face looks like she's been hit by a spade.
- Melanie Dickson: Spade face; that's different.
- Keisha Marie: And Ricky Brimshaw done a shit in her pocket.
- Melanie Dickson: That's a good one. Okay, that's probably enough now. All right, one more.
- Latrina: I know! I know! No one else is crying, but she's crying.
- Melanie Dickson: Very, very good, Latrina!
- Natella: He's not a nutjob.
- Mr. Thompson: They want to kill me!
- Latrina: Who?
- Mr. Thompson: Two giant baboons.
- Natella: He's just differently sane.
- Melanie Dickson: I want you all to do a presentation in assembly on Friday.
- Natella: And the best one wins a prize?
- Melanie Dickson: No. No prize.
- Natella: I'm gonna win that prize, Miss Dickson.
- Melanie Dickson: Really, there's no prize. I don't believe in prizes.
- Keisha Marie: What, you don't believe prizes exist?
- Melanie Dickson: Well, I believe they exist.
- Keisha Marie: Then I'm gonna win that prize, Miss Dickson.
- Natella: My presentation will be entitled "Into the Melting Pot: A Carnival of Nations".
- Keisha Marie: I call it, "Into the Shitpot: A Carnival of Shit".
- Natella: Well, that was clever.
- Keisha Marie: You walked right into it.
- Natella: Into the melting pot: all the colours of the rainbow. Except indigo and violet. And green and blue. And yellow, red or orange. None of the colours of the rainbow.
- Terry: Hey kids, my name's Terry. They call me the King of the Gypsies.
- Latrina: Hello, I'm Latrina. They call me the Bike of the South.
- Keisha Marie: So, today's the day.
- Natella: Yep. D-Day.
- Keisha Marie: Yep. Thursday.
- Natella: Friday.
- Keisha Marie: Yep. Wednesday.
- Natella: No, it's Friday, Keisha.
- Keisha Marie: Or is it D-Day?
- Natella: Yes, but that's...
- Keisha Marie: You think you know so much about the days of the week!