- Catalina: [in Spanish, appearing as if she were telling Joy off] Con esto concluimos nuestra primera temporada de Earl. Estamos muy agradecidos con su acompañamiento y anticipamos verlos el próximo otoño. - This concludes our first season of Earl. We are very grateful for your support and look forward to seeing you next autumn.
- Joy: Blah, blah, blah.
- Man: I'll give you $1800 for it if it runs.
- Earl: It runs, just not right now. It's out of gas.
- Man: [pauses] I'll give you $1785 for it.
- Randy: Take it Earl! You know this car isn't worth more than $1500!
- Man: $1500.
- Randy: Take it Earl, we're desperate!
- Man: $1200.
- Randy: Hurry Earl, he's lowering his price for no reason
- Man: [holding car for sale sign] I'll give you 1800 for it, if it runs.
- Earl: It runs, just not right now, it's outta gas.
- Man: I'll give you 1785 for it.
- Randy: Take it Earl, you know this car is not worth more than 1500.
- Man: 1500.
- Randy: Take it Earl, we're desperate!
- Man: 1200.
- Randy: Hurry Earl, he's lowering his price for no reason!
- Joy Turner: Patty, you really got to stop biting your nails.
- Patty: Don't tell me, tell the mayor.
- Patty: He's a nibbler.