- Romana: You should go into partnership with a glazier. You'd have a truly symbiotic working relationship.
- Duggan: What?
- Romana: I'm just pointing out that you break a lot of glass.
- [she puts a pair of wine glasses in front of him. Instead of opening the wine bottle he smashes the neck off it]
- Duggan: You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs.
- Romana: If YOU wanted an omelette, I'd expect to find a pile of broken crockery, a cooker in flames and an unconscious chef.
- Count: Just about to pop-off through time again, Doctor? How very discourteous when I'd gone through all the trouble of fetching the thumbscrews!
- Count: [to guard] Hold him here while I collect the instruments or torture. If he wags his tongue, confiscate it.
- Doctor Who: Well, how can I talk if you confiscate...
- Count: You can write, can't you?
- Doctor Who: You don't believe all that, do you?
- Soldier: What?
- Doctor Who: Well, Jagaroth spaceships. Isn't it? Isn't it?
- Soldier: I'm paid simply to fight.
- Doctor Who: Yes, but I mean quite honestly when you think about all that Jagaroth spaceship...
- Soldier: [unimpressed] When you work for the Borgias, you believe anything.
- [dictating a letter to Leonardo da Vinci]
- Doctor Who: Dear Leo. Sorry to have missed you. Hope you are well. Sorry about the mess on the panels, just paint over. There's a good chap. See you earlier. Love, the Doctor.
- Doctor Who: You remember those two people I was in here with yesterday? We kept being held up and attacked. Smashing things. You don't happen to know where they went, do you?
- [to himself]
- Doctor Who: They can't have been mad enough to go back to the chateau.
- [the bartender hands him a note]
- Doctor Who: "Dear Doctor: Gone back to the chateau."