Bromwell High (TV Series)

No More Teachers (2005)

Simon Greenall: Iqbal, Martin Jackson

Quotes 

• Iqbal : [reading a report on the school]  Wow, "less than satisfactory". We is coming up in the world.

• Iqbal : [burying the monkey replacement teachers]  It's been a long time since we've buried so many teachers, isn't it?

• Martin Jackson : I've sold my book! You'll never need to know anything I taught you! And you're all idiots! Especially Keisha.

  Keisha Marie : Heh heh, he picked me.

• Iqbal : There is a Ministry of Education? Ha! What's next? Ministry of Kebab?