Bromwell High (TV Series)

No More Teachers (2005)

Doon Mackichan: Carol Jackson, Various

Quotes 

• Carol Jackson : What you got there, Dave? A guitar?

  Dave : What, this old thing? Bit of a music evening tonight.

  Carol Jackson : You can strum me any time.

  Melanie Dickson : If music be the food of love, I'll give you a handjob behind the science building.

  Carol Jackson : You can pluck my G-String.

  Melanie Dickson : Yeah, that'd work. If you didn't wear such massive pants.