Bromwell High (TV Series)
No More Teachers (2005)
Stephen Mangan: Gavin Beale, Dave
Quotes
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Carol Jackson : What you got there, Dave? A guitar?
Dave : What, this old thing? Bit of a music evening tonight.
Carol Jackson : You can strum me any time.
Melanie Dickson : If music be the food of love, I'll give you a handjob behind the science building.
Carol Jackson : You can pluck my G-String.
Melanie Dickson : Yeah, that'd work. If you didn't wear such massive pants.
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Dave : If you'll excuse me, here comes the bigger helicopter that my helicopter travels on, so its blades don't get dusty.
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Gavin Beale : Dear Archbishop. My robot Jesus is just like the real Jesus. Except he's a robot.