Bromwell High (TV Series)
No More Teachers (2005)
Tracy-Ann Oberman: Melanie Dickson, Leonora
Quotes
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Carol Jackson : What you got there, Dave? A guitar?
Dave : What, this old thing? Bit of a music evening tonight.
Carol Jackson : You can strum me any time.
Melanie Dickson : If music be the food of love, I'll give you a handjob behind the science building.
Carol Jackson : You can pluck my G-String.
Melanie Dickson : Yeah, that'd work. If you didn't wear such massive pants.
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Leonora : It's been decided that you should go to a special school.
Keisha Marie : Yes!
Leonora : A school for the exceptionally challenged. Do you understand what that means?
Keisha Marie : What do you reckon?
Leonora : Which bit don't you understand?
Keisha Marie : Exceptionally
Leonora : Well, that means very.
Keisha Marie : And challenged?
Leonora : That means stupid. So, I could've said, we're sending you to a school for the very stupid.
Keisha Marie : Yes!