Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009)

Anne Archer: Vonda Volkom

Quotes 

• Vonda Volkom : Spooning is nice.

  Connor Mead : Yeah. But not as nice as forking.

• Paul : Ok, he's not that bad.

  Connor Mead : Thank you, Paulie.

  Deena the Bridesmaid : Paul, he hit on your mother-in-law.

  Vonda Volkom : I've banged worse.

  Connor Mead : [All cheer]  Thank you, Vonda!

• Connor Mead : I want to ask you something, when did casual sex become a crime?

  Vonda Volkom : [laughs] 

  Connor Mead : Really? I mean, now a days being a single means, what? You've lost your way? That something is missing? Never mind that every night I swim in a lake of sex, and they fall asleep in each others arms, spooning.

  Vonda Volkom : Connor, spooning is nice.

  Connor Mead : Yeah, not as nice as forking.