Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009)
Jennifer Garner: Jenny Perotti
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Quotes
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Jenny Perotti : Is everything still okay here, guys? Because we're still, you know, rehearsing.
Connor Mead : Jenny Perrotti.
Jenny Perotti : [coolly] Connor Mead.
Connor Mead : I'll be damned.
Jenny Perotti : Uhm. That's probably true.
Connor Mead : Well...
Jenny Perotti : The bride's unsupervised.
Paul : I'm on it.
Connor Mead : Hey, we're not done talking about this, huh?
Jenny Perotti : Done talking about what?
Connor Mead : Options.
Jenny Perotti : Options. Yeah, listen to me, Connor. This is the biggest weekend in Sandy'so life. If you do anything to detract from her wedding, I will sneak into your room in the middle of the night and cut off your favorite appendage.
Connor Mead : That first part sounds nice.
Jenny Perotti : I can make it look like an accident, honey. Don't push me. Try to be supportive. Normal. Not a train wreck... for once.
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Sergeant Volkom : It's not complicated. Our guests are represented by the Allies. Paul, you and your guests are Nazis.
Paul : I'll try not to read into that, sir.
Sergeant Volkom : Blue frogmen are non-requisite support personnel. Waiters, photographers, caterers, band members and so forth.
Jenny Perotti : Oh, Donna, look. You got a grenade launcher.
Donna the Bridesmaid : Oh, my God, I love grenade launchers.
[Jenny looks at Donna and smiles]
Sandra : Daddy, you're not showing off your seating chart, are you?
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Jenny Perotti : [some years ago, to long-haired Connor after he settled on taking her to dinner] All right. On one condition. We gotta button you up. You look like a gay pirate.
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Jenny Perotti : Run away, Connor! There's a bridesmaid waiting to be partially satisfied.