Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009)

Breckin Meyer: Paul

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Quotes 

• Paul : Ok, he's not that bad.

  Connor Mead : Thank you, Paulie.

  Deena the Bridesmaid : Paul, he hit on your mother-in-law.

  Vonda Volkom : I've banged worse.

  Connor Mead : [All cheer]  Thank you, Vonda!

• Paul : These are my groomsmen. Guys, this is my brother Connor.

  Groomsman #1 : We've heard the stories, man.

  Connor Mead : Oh, ok.

  Groomsman #2 : An *honor* to be serving with you.

  Connor Mead : And with you.

  Groomsman #3 : It's mice to neat you. Damn it! I blew it.

• Jenny Perotti : Is everything still okay here, guys? Because we're still, you know, rehearsing.

  Connor Mead : Jenny Perrotti.

  Jenny Perotti : [coolly]  Connor Mead.

  Connor Mead : I'll be damned.

  Jenny Perotti : Uhm. That's probably true.

  Connor Mead : Well...

  Jenny Perotti : The bride's unsupervised.

  Paul : I'm on it.

  Connor Mead : Hey, we're not done talking about this, huh?

  Jenny Perotti : Done talking about what?

  Connor Mead : Options.

  Jenny Perotti : Options. Yeah, listen to me, Connor. This is the biggest weekend in Sandy'so life. If you do anything to detract from her wedding, I will sneak into your room in the middle of the night and cut off your favorite appendage.

  Connor Mead : That first part sounds nice.

  Jenny Perotti : I can make it look like an accident, honey. Don't push me. Try to be supportive. Normal. Not a train wreck... for once.

• Sergeant Volkom : It's not complicated. Our guests are represented by the Allies. Paul, you and your guests are Nazis.

  Paul : I'll try not to read into that, sir.

  Sergeant Volkom : Blue frogmen are non-requisite support personnel. Waiters, photographers, caterers, band members and so forth.

  Jenny Perotti : Oh, Donna, look. You got a grenade launcher.

  Donna the Bridesmaid : Oh, my God, I love grenade launchers.

  [Jenny looks at Donna and smiles] 

  Sandra : Daddy, you're not showing off your seating chart, are you?