- Grandma Ethyl Phillips: I was saving it for your college. But a voice in my head kept saying, "The only way she's going to college is inside a cake at a frat house party."
- Charlene Sinclair: [after the coat insults Mindy] See, what Mindy and I thought is, uh, we'd kind of... share you.
- Fox Jacket: No, no, no, here's what you have to understand, Char-lan: The whole point of a status symbol like myself is that you have me, and others don't.
- Mindy: But we had a deal.
- Fox Jacket: No one's talking to you, dear. Just stand there and wait for your clothes to come back in style.
- Charlene Sinclair: You were supposed to make me popular.
- Fox Jacket: You *were* popular, for a couple of days, and now you're not.
- Charlene Sinclair: I gave up my best friend for you.
- Fox Jacket: They all *do*!
- [he and Heather chuckle]