- Andy Botwin: [stoned] I'm glad that our last name isn't Drew 'cause then you'd be Nancy Drew and I'd be Andrew Drew.
- Lupita: I'm sorry about your car.
- Celia Hodes: Do you know who hit me? Is she one of your maid friends? What's her name?
- Lupita: I don't know, we just call each other "maid friend."