Bromwell High (TV Series)

Keisha in Love (2005)

Doon Mackichan: Carol Jackson, Police Officer

Quotes 

• Miss Gosby : Miss Chowdhury was the only woman out of 10 staff members. That's an insult to our intelligence, that is.

  Carol Jackson : Yeah, it's only about four percent or something.

• Keisha Marie : I told you, you got the wrong bitch. I'm J.Lo.

  Police Officer : Obstructing a police inquiry is an offense.

  Keisha Marie : How do I know you is the real police?

  Police Officer : Here is my warrant card.

  Keisha Marie : How do I know that's a real warrant card?

  Police Officer : [reading]  Authorized by the Metropolitan Police Authority.

  Keisha Marie : How do I know that's a real police authority?

  Police Officer : Because... look, Keisha, we've met about three hundred times.

  Keisha Marie : Yeah, but maybe someone's killed you and ripped off your face, and put it on their face.

  Police Officer : That hasn't happened, Keisha.

  Keisha Marie : Says you.