Bromwell High (TV Series)
Keisha in Love (2005)
Gina Yashere: Keisha Marie
Quotes
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Prosecutor : Is it a lie? Or is it the truth!
Keisha Marie : No, it's a lie. You need some better questions, man.
Prosecutor : Oh really? Or maybe I need worse questions!
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Gavin : Keisha, I know someone who loves you.
Keisha Marie : Is it Spencer?
Gavin : No, his name is Jesus Christ.
Keisha Marie : Okay, we're done.
Gavin : No, wait. I'm serious
Keisha Marie : Sorry, that's more of Latrina's sort of thing.
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Keisha Marie : We don't float on clouds at this school, bitch!
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Keisha Marie : I told you, you got the wrong bitch. I'm J.Lo.
Police Officer : Obstructing a police inquiry is an offense.
Keisha Marie : How do I know you is the real police?
Police Officer : Here is my warrant card.
Keisha Marie : How do I know that's a real warrant card?
Police Officer : [reading] Authorized by the Metropolitan Police Authority.
Keisha Marie : How do I know that's a real police authority?
Police Officer : Because... look, Keisha, we've met about three hundred times.
Keisha Marie : Yeah, but maybe someone's killed you and ripped off your face, and put it on their face.
Police Officer : That hasn't happened, Keisha.
Keisha Marie : Says you.